Posts tagged life

Epicot on Flickr.

Epicot on Flickr.

darrel: Pic from South Africa. We look like we are about go DJ at a club. Amen.

darrel:

Pic from South Africa. We look like we are about go DJ at a club.

Amen.

darrel

I think watching too much TV as a kid led me to being very uncomfortable in new situations. To this day, when I drop my kids off at school, I still feel like I’m in 9th grade and I’m uncomfortable and insecure. Like anyone is paying any attention. No one is. People couldn’t care less. But I get literally a physical sensation of low self-esteem that is a result of not engaging the world and getting comfortable that way.
Thank you, Judd Apatow, for articulating what the crap is wrong with me.

The A.V. Club

The Swanson Pyramid Of Greatness. AKA Proof That Ron Swanson Is Brian Coates. There are too many awesome things on this board to choose any favorites to quote here. If you’re not watching Parks And Recreation because you think it’s still the same show it was in Season 1, then you are living a disappointing life, and God is mad at you.

The Swanson Pyramid Of Greatness. AKA Proof That Ron Swanson Is Brian Coates. There are too many awesome things on this board to choose any favorites to quote here.

If you’re not watching Parks And Recreation because you think it’s still the same show it was in Season 1, then you are living a disappointing life, and God is mad at you.

From MeLissa Gavarrette's Blog

  • "The following is an excerpt from a recent text conversation between me and Seth Worley.
  • SethWorley: She better hire a ghost writer if she want to get that finished.
  • SethWorley: Someone should also explain to her what a ghost writer is before she tries to do business with a ghost.
  • Me: "I've been paying MeLissa $25 a day to have her ghost friend ghostwrite for me. She says that how thongs work in Hollywood. It's John Candy's ghost. That's why I'm paying a premium. Quality costs."
  • SethWorley: Unfortunately for you, the only thing I read from that was "she says that's how thongs work in Hollywood."
  • SethWorley: According to your spellcheck, you talk about thongs more often than you talk about things.
  • Me: My spellcheck is my worst enemy. A completely unloyal friend.
  • Me: Earlier I tried to type "what time do you want to eat dinner?" It autocorrected to "I have a drinking problem."
  • *for the sake of my employers and my own integrity, I do not really have a drinking problem. Obviously, I have a comedy problem."

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